A constant (linear) function and an exponential function are out walking, when, off in the distance, they spot a differential operator. The constant function cries out, turns around, and runs away. The exponential function quickly follows. The exponential function asks, "Hey, come on, what's the matter? Don't you want to meet her?" The constant function replies, "Well... no. She's a differential operator. If we meet, she'll differentiate me, and there'll be nothing left of me!" The exponential function nods. "Okay, then; I'll go and talk to her. She doesn't scare me -- I'm e to the x!" With that, the exponential function walks, alone, to the oncoming differential operator. He introduces himself, "Hi! I'm e to the x." The differential operator replies, "Hi! I'm d/dy." 1984 All-Star Roster
 
 

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1984 All-Star Roster

No Name Pos HT WT School Coach
10 Bruce Vitosh QB 5'11" 160 Odell Darrell Vitosh
12 Kevin Hutsell QB 5'9" 165 Marquette Carl Abele
14 Ron Oltman B 5'10" 170 Filley Tom Price
16 Gerald Hoelting B 5'10" 160 Lawrence Curt Johnson
18 Brian Kennedy B 5'10" 165 Winnebago Dallas Ross
20 Bill Kucera B 5'11" 65 Lawrence Curt Johnson
22 Jim Sibbel B 5'11" 175 Butte Mitch Johnson
24 Ken Hoffman B 6'0" 180 Stuart Mike Barry
26 Greg Buhr E 6'1" 175 Trumbull David Scribner
28 Brett Froendt G 5'10" 190 Coleridge Bob Rabe
30 John Hawkins B 6'0" 190 Winside Mark Freburg
32 Jim Heuttner B 6'2" 185 Dawson-Verdon Darwin Palmer
34 Lyle Martin B 5'11" 175 Beemer Mark Legband
36 Rick Ideus E 6'0" 190 Shickley Gary Filipi
38 John Paape C 6'1" 185 Nebraska City Lourdes Mike Lair
40 Mike Tomjack QB 6'2" 190 Ewing Mike McCabe
42 John Pavelka QB 6'2" 190 Verdigre Doug Konopasek
44 Scott Chochor0 QB 6'4" 190 Palmer Brad Wells
46 Todd Bish E 6'0" 192 Giltner Michael Howard
48 Randy Page C 5'9" 185 Adams Ken Cook
50 Scott Beethe G 6'2" 200 Pawnee City Denton Stitt
52 Dennis Weyer G 6'2" 215 Odell Darrell Vitosh
54 Jim Lozier C 6'8" 230 Omaha Brownell-Talbot Ron Scribner
56 Keith Hauser C 6'1" 255 Nebraska Christian Larry Schreiber
Head Coach: Curt Johnson, Lawrence
Assistant Coach: Jim Tingelhoff, Niobrara
Assistant Coach: Darrell Vitosh, Odell
Student Manager: Paul Stanosheck, Odell

No Name Pos HT WT School Coach
10 Paul Weitzel QB 5'10" 165 Hay Springs John Weitzel
13 Steve Akeson DB 5'10" 160 Chappell Dennis Van Winkle
15 Wayne Janeski QB 5'10" 160 Maxwell Pat Kraus
17 Chuck Lackey Obi B 5'10" 165 Lyman Gary Peters
19 Alan Dush B 5'11" 165 Elba Todd Johnson
21 Greg Markel B 5'10" 170 Lodgepole Dan Keyser
23 Ken Maguire G 5'10" 170 Humphrey Leroy Ditter
25 Tim Wood B 6'1" 170 Callaway Dave Aspegren
27 Kevin Campbell QB 6'3" 175 Lodgepole Dan Keyser
29 Gordon Kaelin B 5'11" 175 Ansley Dan Moore
31 Mark Johnson E 6'2" 180 Harrisburg John Cookson
33 Rollie Waite E 6'3" 180 Leyton Harlin Dormann
35 Alan Smith E 6'2" 182 Elm Creek J.R. Nott
37 Chris Finney C 6'1" 200 Anselmo-Merna John Heffner
39 Steve Daffer B 6'2" 185 Beaver Valley Jeff Bellar
41 Greg Dickey E 6'3" 185 Anselmo-Merna John Heffner
43 Charlie Loper G 6'1" 190 Paxton Patrick Moore
45 Gail Madsen G 6'0" 200 Maxwell Pat Kraus
47 Robert Jones G 6'3" 197 Stapleton Robert Harvey
49 Stan Heithoff B 6'1" 200 Elgin Terry Warner
51 Scott Christensen E 6'3" 215 Humphrey Leroy Ditter
53 Jeff Kalhoff G 6'3" 210 Clearwater Rod Brummels
55 Jim Ernest G 6'3" 256 Leyton Harlin Dormann
57 Kirk Wells C 6'1" 252 North Loup-Scotia Rod Edson
Head Coach: John Cookson, Harrisburg
Assistant Coach: Larry Ferguson, Culberton
Assistant Coach: Pat Kraus, Maxwell
Student Manager: Dann Martin, Maxwell

 

 

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